Got this from a family member....try it betcha can't do it! This is so funny and you will keep trying it. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!! And you thought you had control over your body??? Pfft. (Maybe this is why I always find my foot in my mouth!)LOL

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Today I am rich.  I got this email and thought to share it with you. Try not to be envious. Greetings I am Barr Charles Brown, a Canadian attorney based in Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Mark Michelle, a French National. Late Mr. Mark Michelle is a private oil consultant/contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development in Saudi Arabia, herein after shall be referred to as my client. On 23rd December 2003, my client and his wife with th...

I caught the tale end of a show debunking psychics. The statistics guy said that any person can pretend to be psychic and be right 40% of the time. Well that got me to thinking. I thought we’d put JUers to the test and see who among us is gifted. ~waggles fingers in air~ In the comments section, write down your “visions” and it can be about anything and everything you think~clears throat~ I mean you see happening in 2006. It will be more fun if you can predict som...

In light of recent JU events, my heart is heavy. So I turn to my favorite terrorist for a laugh. I don't know if you are familiar with this TERRIFYING terrorist. But he will be your all time favorite after listening to him.

I don't know how often others receive offers to "come scam with me" but I received my first today. Cata <cata_ktl2002@yahoo.com>  Sent  Saturday, May 26, 2007 9:58 am To  Cc    Bcc    Subject  Deal from me Hello, i am here to propose you a deal. I want to be fair, I have stealed Canadian Bank accounts, and credit cards. I spam evry day for credit cards and Bank accounts. Can you accept to send...

America doesn't do well in world geography. We were given a commercial break of reality on 9/11. And that we have a chip on our shoulder after 9/11. We're imperialists who never really did land on the moon. That we don't have a sense of humor.... We're consumption crazy....... No Smoking Laws are facist..... We're slaves to credit.... This fits my personal mental picture of America.  

Got this from a family member....try it betcha can't do it! This is so funny and you will keep trying it. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!! And you thought you had control over your body??? Pfft. (Maybe this is why I always find my foot in my mouth!)LOL

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Today I am rich.  I got this email and thought to share it with you. Try not to be envious. Greetings I am Barr Charles Brown, a Canadian attorney based in Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Mark Michelle, a French National. Late Mr. Mark Michelle is a private oil consultant/contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development in Saudi Arabia, herein after shall be referred to as my client. On 23rd December 2003, my client and his wife with th...

I caught the tale end of a show debunking psychics. The statistics guy said that any person can pretend to be psychic and be right 40% of the time. Well that got me to thinking. I thought we’d put JUers to the test and see who among us is gifted. ~waggles fingers in air~ In the comments section, write down your “visions” and it can be about anything and everything you think~clears throat~ I mean you see happening in 2006. It will be more fun if you can predict som...

In light of recent JU events, my heart is heavy. So I turn to my favorite terrorist for a laugh. I don't know if you are familiar with this TERRIFYING terrorist. But he will be your all time favorite after listening to him.

I don't know how often others receive offers to "come scam with me" but I received my first today. Cata <cata_ktl2002@yahoo.com>  Sent  Saturday, May 26, 2007 9:58 am To  Cc    Bcc    Subject  Deal from me Hello, i am here to propose you a deal. I want to be fair, I have stealed Canadian Bank accounts, and credit cards. I spam evry day for credit cards and Bank accounts. Can you accept to send...

America doesn't do well in world geography. We were given a commercial break of reality on 9/11. And that we have a chip on our shoulder after 9/11. We're imperialists who never really did land on the moon. That we don't have a sense of humor.... We're consumption crazy....... No Smoking Laws are facist..... We're slaves to credit.... This fits my personal mental picture of America.