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Rich I tell ya!
Published on July 10, 2006 By Tova7 In Humor

Today I am rich.  I got this email and thought to share it with you.

Try not to be envious.

Greetings

I am Barr Charles Brown, a Canadian attorney based in
Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Mark
Michelle, a French National. Late Mr. Mark Michelle is a private oil
consultant/contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development in Saudi
Arabia, herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On 23rd
December 2003, my client and his wife with their three children were
involved in an auto crash; all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately
lost their lives. Since then, I have made several enquiries with his
country’s' embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives.
After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to personally contact
you with this business partnership proposal. The deceased had a deposit
valued presently at Eighteen Million United states dollars and the
company has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or
beneficiary.

Having been unsuccessful in locating any of my late
client relatives for over two (2) years now. I am now seeking your
consent to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to the deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at Eighteen Million United
states dollars can be paid to you. I have worked out modalities for
achieving my aim of appointing a next of kin as well as transfer the
money abroad for us to share in the ratio of 50% for me and 35% to you
and we shall collectively donate 10% to the Tsunami relief course while
5% will be set aside for any incurable expenses both local and
international.

The money transfer paperwork itself will include a
certificate of origin so that the receiving bank does not ask question.
Also the paperwork will include proper certificate that the fund being
transferred is from non- criminal sources. In short this will be a
proper and legal money transfer with no risk involved. The transaction
is guaranteed to succeed without any problem.

As soon as I hear from
you, I shall provide you with further clarification that you may need
to know.

Best wishes,

Charles Brown. Esq.

brown_files3@virgilio.it

I've heard of these but never got one until today. 

Rich, rich I tell ya!


Comments (Page 1)
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on Jul 10, 2006
Charlie Brown is now a shyster ??????
on Jul 10, 2006
Good grief!
on Jul 10, 2006
Don't forget 5% to your sister KellyW. I'm sure you will need my support during this time of mourning. I'm here for you and Chuck!

on Jul 10, 2006
Wowza! Are you going to invite us to the big celebration party at your new million dollar mansion? I hope so!
on Jul 10, 2006
Wow congratulations!

I always wonder who falls for these things. Obviously, it is working with someone or they wouldn't keep doing it.
on Jul 10, 2006
Money, money, money, money, moooooooooooooooooney!!!
(the apprentice theme song).
on Jul 10, 2006

Charlie Brown is now a shyster

I dunno, but then I am rich I don't need to know anything! Buwhahahahaha.

on Jul 10, 2006

Good grief!

Ah yes...Charlie Brown's favorite verse....hahahha....very a-stute and witty!

on Jul 10, 2006

Don't forget 5% to your sister KellyW

Well at least you didn't ask for 10 percent..now I know you don't have a God complex....hahahahaha.  But I'd hook a sista up.

Obviously, it is working with someone or they wouldn't keep doing it

What you mean its not real? hehe.  Feel free to spam the address...I was hoping something would pick up the addy since I put it in the article.

Reply By: little-whip

You can bet if I was REALLY that rich I'd be moving you on outta that neighborhood.  And maybe a romantic trip to NY for the both of ya.

Money, money, money, money, moooooooooooooooooney

Yup, yup.

Now I must go because I have so much counting to do...wherever does one find the time to count their millions?  Do you think Riddick is busy?...I fancy a bit of  bad boy to help me count.

Buwhahahahahahaha.

on Jul 10, 2006
Wowza! Are you going to invite us to the big celebration party at your new million dollar mansion? I hope so!


Sure you betcha! I will have a JU party and everyone will of course have their own room and man servant! (Or woman servant as the case may be. )
on Jul 10, 2006
Sure you betcha! I will have a JU party and everyone will of course have their own room and man servant!

Sweet! Can i have a jacuzzi in my room too?
on Jul 10, 2006
Congratulations. Can I borrow $250,000? I promise to pay it back...
on Jul 10, 2006
I'm in Manchester! Someone should inform him of how close I am..hehe! I reckon he would be open to some bargaining
on Jul 10, 2006
I'm in Manchester! Someone should inform him of how close I am..hehe! I reckon he would be open to some bargaining

Opportunist
on Jul 11, 2006

Sweet! Can i have a jacuzzi in my room too

Sure, whateva ya want!

Can I borrow $250,000? I promise to pay it back...

Well since you knew me before I was so stinkin rich....that means you must be a "true" friend right?  Sure sure....

I reckon he would be open to some bargaining

Yeah, you see he didn't say I was the LEGIT heir right?  Just that he was going to "claim" I am...so he can get 50% of my swindled inheritance!

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