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Rich I tell ya!
Published on July 10, 2006 By Tova7 In Humor

Today I am rich.  I got this email and thought to share it with you.

Try not to be envious.

Greetings

I am Barr Charles Brown, a Canadian attorney based in
Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Mark
Michelle, a French National. Late Mr. Mark Michelle is a private oil
consultant/contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development in Saudi
Arabia, herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On 23rd
December 2003, my client and his wife with their three children were
involved in an auto crash; all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately
lost their lives. Since then, I have made several enquiries with his
country’s' embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives.
After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to personally contact
you with this business partnership proposal. The deceased had a deposit
valued presently at Eighteen Million United states dollars and the
company has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or
beneficiary.

Having been unsuccessful in locating any of my late
client relatives for over two (2) years now. I am now seeking your
consent to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to the deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at Eighteen Million United
states dollars can be paid to you. I have worked out modalities for
achieving my aim of appointing a next of kin as well as transfer the
money abroad for us to share in the ratio of 50% for me and 35% to you
and we shall collectively donate 10% to the Tsunami relief course while
5% will be set aside for any incurable expenses both local and
international.

The money transfer paperwork itself will include a
certificate of origin so that the receiving bank does not ask question.
Also the paperwork will include proper certificate that the fund being
transferred is from non- criminal sources. In short this will be a
proper and legal money transfer with no risk involved. The transaction
is guaranteed to succeed without any problem.

As soon as I hear from
you, I shall provide you with further clarification that you may need
to know.

Best wishes,

Charles Brown. Esq.

brown_files3@virgilio.it

I've heard of these but never got one until today. 

Rich, rich I tell ya!


Comments (Page 2)
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on Jul 11, 2006
If I had known how deprived you were, I would have shot you a few as I get about a dozen a week.
on Jul 11, 2006
Not nearly as convincing as the Nigerian ones though.
on Jul 11, 2006
#18 by BlueDev
Tue, July 11, 2006 11:01 AM



[BlueDev]
Not nearly as convincing as the Nigerian ones though.


Those are among my favorites.
on Jul 11, 2006
If I had known how deprived you were, I would have shot you a few as I get about a dozen a week.


There are that many? Wow.

Not nearly as convincing as the Nigerian ones though


Well if you got a copy, post it..I'd love to see it.

I can't understand how anyone could believe they are the heir to something like 18 million dollars. I KNOW everyone in my family...ain't none of them THAT rich.

Except for me, now, of course.
on Jul 11, 2006
Goodness, they never give up do they!


I got one two days ago which I didn't appreciate, it had my husband's name, and that he and his 3 children and wife died in an accident and left all this money and had no living relatives. They were from another country but I didnt' care. I trashed it! Nincompoops who keep sending those things need to be &*&%#$@$@$@. I won't say it because the men might squeal!LOL!
on Jul 11, 2006
There are that many? Wow.


I guess the longer you have been around, you just naturally get more. I have had one email account since 1990.
on Jul 11, 2006
it had my husband's name, and that he and his 3 children and wife died in an accident and left all this money and had no living relatives


Yeah it is cold hearted to include the three children bit. I mean why couldn't my rich relative be a playboy and single? Why does he have to be married with 3 kids? Cold hearted.
on Jul 11, 2006
I have had one email account since 1990.


Well if I knew you were that old...I'd have typed bigger.
on Jul 11, 2006
(gasp!) Mark Michelle was my father's name! He spent a long weekend with my mother in New Orleans' French Quarter many long years ago, and flew off never to be seen again. My mother wept over his picture day after day until her heartbreaking death in 1996. Perhaps this Mr. Michelle is one and the same. I shall contest this money transfer until the money I so rightly deserve comes home to me, Tova!
on Jul 11, 2006
I shall contest this money transfer until the money I so rightly deserve comes home to me, Tova!


Well contest away brother cuz I pretty much have it all spent!

Charlie Brown only wants half for his trouble....HALF can you believe the gall?

I'm thinking of using some of my inheritance to have him whacked, in a car..with his wife and 3 kids.
on Jul 11, 2006
hey....um....cough....don't forget...ur....to....keep a bit out for the IRS.
on Jul 11, 2006
who knows T they may be doing a google search on you right now.....did you have to use RICH in your title?
on Jul 11, 2006
Whenever I see your title I think of Dave Chappele and think you need to add the "I'm rich, bitch!"
on Jul 11, 2006
ahem....somebody is forgetting about my 5%.
on Jul 12, 2006
keep a bit out for the IRS.


Yikes forgot about them....do you think I could buy them off? hahahahahha

Whenever I see your title I think of Dave Chappele and think you need to add the "I'm rich, bitch!"


HAHAHAHA. Better not. I might get that used against me in the future...besides I'm sweet and gooey....no bitchiness to me..really....

somebody is forgetting about my 5%


NEVER!
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