<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>Life_In_The_Blurbs Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Disturbia, fiction, family, friends, and everything else between the lions.</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-05-16T05:01:54</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/312230</comments><description><![CDATA[I have a confession to make.<br/><br/>I'm cheating.<br/><br/>But it's not just me!&nbsp; Dynamaso is doing it too!<br/><br/>We are posting various and sundry writings at abctales.com.<br/><br/>This is a British writer's site, so lots of "pissing myself" and other expressions I have to research to understand.&nbsp; Heh.<br/><br/>BUT...generally this is how it works.<br/><br/>You sign up for an account.&nbsp; It's free.<br/><br/>Then you post your stories, poems, whatever.<br/><br/>The editors choose the best selections of the day and give them...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/312230</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/312230</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Affair of the Art (JUWC notice)</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/311581</comments><description><![CDATA[How far do you go to help a stranger?<br/><br/>  This is a point of contention between my husband and me.<br/><br/>  This morning for instance.<br/><br/>  I took my 5 year old to Target to buy a birthday gift for a friend.&#160; On our way, I saw a man in his late 50's walking along side the busy road (no sidewalk),&#160; using a cane and carrying a package.<br/><br/>  It's not unusual to see people walking and riding their bikes more these days.&#160; I attribute it to the price of gas.&#160; I see several bikes on th...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/311581</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/311581</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Sending Him to Death?</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310912</comments><description><![CDATA[I am going insane.<br/><br/>  There is just no other explanation.<br/><br/>  Today I took my digital camera, the one with all my photos on it, the one that cost a fortune, the ONLY digital we have, yeah THAT one, out for some photos of our progress on the yard.&#160; To date we have 100 tons of dirt dropped and spread.&#160; I think its way too much, but that's another blog.<br/><br/>  So I was on the phone with my aunt and taking pictures with my digital.&#160; I can remember taking the photos, turning to walk t...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310912</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310912</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>LOST</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310688</comments><description><![CDATA[One of the best features at JU is being able to read about other people's lives.&nbsp; What they think, work for, love for, ARE for.<br/><br/>I also understand multiple posting is not frowned upon by the admins.<br/><br/>But man oh man, I HATE it when done with blatant, arrogant disregard for other users.&nbsp; Almost as if TRYING to annoy, living to do it actually.<br/><br/>It's one thing to write several articles about different things in one day...but to take what is essentially a "what I believe" article and ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310688</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310688</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>"On" Posting Profusion</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310093</comments><description><![CDATA[Hey, I see the comments now have a thumbs up option...adding +1 Karma....and a "report" feature.<br/><br/>Cool.<br/><br/>Lets test it.&nbsp; Whenever you see a comment by me, hit that thumbs up button...and lets see if my Karma gets any better....hahahahaha.<br/><br/>Loving the upgrade to the forums....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310093</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310093</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Thumbs Up!</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310047</comments><description><![CDATA[CLASSIFIEDAURIC SOCIETYThe Auric Society, formed in 1901, is a secret society of wealthy, ruthless, self proclaimed adventurers.&nbsp; Our goal is to acquire world dominion by discovering gold in unexplored and dangerous regions of the world.In all but a handful of cases, this goal is a reality.The following journal entries were found after Robert St. James, an elite member, disappeared in the jungle of New Guinea while exploring a possible gold vein in1933.&nbsp;Monday, July 3rd, 1933.Three day...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310047</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310047</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>GOLD--JUWC</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310022</comments><description><![CDATA[Went to a baby shower a few weeks ago.<br/><br/>  Don't worry this isn't about that.<br/><br/>  We played a game, and I thought it would be a great JUWC challenge, but I am mixing it up a bit.<br/><br/>  <br/><br/>  Below is a list of words.&#160; There is one word for every letter of the alphabet.&#160; Read through the DEFINITIONS first and see if a storyline jumps out at you.....then write a short story, scene, act, whateva...while using every single word.&#160; (Sometimes when I am having writer's block I will open...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310022</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/310022</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>New JUWC Challenge 4/28/08</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/309986</comments><description><![CDATA[Went to the dollar store today.<br/><br/>  I wonder how long it will stay the dollar store with the cost of everything going up.&#160; The Dollar and a Quarter Store just doesn't have the same &quot;It's a Bargain&quot; ring.<br/><br/>  I like to get alphabet workbooks, stickers, construction paper, paint, puzzles, all the fun stuff for my 5 year old there.&#160; A while back they carried dinosaur wall stickers.&#160; I painted his wall with a big ugly volcano, some landscape, and stuck those dinosaurs up.&...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/309986</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/309986</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Dollar User Mystery</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/309478</comments><description><![CDATA[Spring is here.<br/><br/>At the beginning of warm weather I can't wait to go outside and get my hands in the soil.&nbsp; There is something precious about greeting my yard and garden as it awakens from&nbsp;a long winter's nap.&nbsp; I look at each bud, each new leaf, and mark its progress each day.<br/><br/>Two summers ago, I ripped out all the old landscaping.&nbsp; Our house is 40&nbsp;years&nbsp;old and the foliage was original.&nbsp; Lots of those boxy looking&nbsp;green bushes.&nbsp; So sexy.<br/><br/>Not....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/309478</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/309478</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Spring D'OH!</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/308504</comments><description><![CDATA[  There is an older couple close to my home who are for various reasons raising their grand children.&#160; The man was medically retired years ago because of massive heart problems.&#160; The woman is long past retirement age, close to 70, but still works every day so they can support their grand children.<br/><br/>  I speak with the woman often.&#160; She describes the horror of not having enough money for anything but the essentials, and those only most of the time.&#160; The devastation of sta...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/308504</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/308504</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Spite</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/308481</comments><description><![CDATA["The French parliament's lower house adopted a groundbreaking bill Tuesday that would make it illegal for anyone _ including fashion magazines, advertisers and Web sites _ to publicly incite extreme thinness."<br/><br/>Story Here<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>2007 Spain banned the ultra thin models from cat walks. <br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>I read this yesterday and couldn't get it out of my head.&nbsp; 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What kind of woman worked at a place like this?&nbsp; He shuddered to think, and not very much made him shudder.<br/><br/>No, not very much at all.<br/><br/>She opened the door for him, l...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307894</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307894</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Potential-JUWC</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307732</comments><description><![CDATA[I need to document something this week about my life.&nbsp; On line blogging replaced regular old journal keeping for me, but I don't write as much on my blog as I once did in my journal.<br/><br/>This is on my mind a lot lately so here it goes...a little back story first, before the meat.<br/><br/>For awhile, over the winter, I stopped writing every day.&nbsp; In fact, only my time on JU saw my hands in the written word.<br/><br/>I have several chapters of Cade which aren't posted, but for the most part stopped ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307732</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307732</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Porn or Love Scene?</title></item><item><author>Tova7</author><comments>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307403</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cqi5F5MqqTQ&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cqi5F5MqqTQ&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;<br/><br/>&nbsp;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307403</guid><link>http://lifehappens.joeuser.com/article/307403</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:54 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-05-16T05:01:54</pubDateParsed><title>Creepy</title></item></channel></rss>