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Published on January 3, 2006 By Tova7 In Humor

I caught the tale end of a show debunking psychics. The statistics guy said that any person can pretend to be psychic and be right 40% of the time.

Well that got me to thinking.

I thought we’d put JUers to the test and see who among us is gifted. ~waggles fingers in air~

In the comments section, write down your “visions” and it can be about anything and everything you think~clears throat~ I mean you see happening in 2006. It will be more fun if you can predict something about other JUers but whatever ya got will be fine. Don’t want to crimp the flow or whatever…

Then over the course of the year we can come back to this and say AH HA! Or oops! And see who among us has the gift!

~Puts hands on temples~ I am getting something…..nope lost it. Wait here it comes again.

I see a new friend for a Joe user. A female JUer and her friend will be blond and her name will have a K in it. She will feel compelled to write about the new friend. It will cause many flame wars.

I see ~rubs head harder~ um, I see a national story involving a lake with two over turned silver canoes on the shore, it will involve a missing child or perhaps a murder.

I see…..

Well actually my sight is gone for the night. It happens.

~rolls eyes~

What do you see in 2006. En-lighten us.

~waggles fingers and widens eyes, blows bangs out of eyes~


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on Jan 03, 2006
"I see a new friend for a Joe user. A female JUer and her friend will be blond and her name will have a K in it. She will feel compelled to write about the new friend. It will cause many flame wars."
Oh oh.....my name is ........Kathleen.......

OK, ya wanna know what's gonna happen this coming year?
Let's see....
1. A major airline is going to have a major, major crash, in the Indies I think
2. Another terrorist attack in the US is what I feel is gonna happen, I think in July
3. A dog is going to make history
4. I'm going to meet a gentleman....and fall in love.
5. Little Whip is going to move, probably this coming fall.
6. JU community is going to have a "get together party"
7. I'll finally get a washing, probably in August.....8. I get my rent rebate then, BUT that is just a coincidence....
that's all for now
on Jan 04, 2006
P.S.
Number 7 was SUPPOSED to say I'll finally get a washing MACHINE!!! NOT a washing......
alright that's enough laffing,
on Jan 04, 2006
Number 7 was SUPPOSED to say I'll finally get a washing MACHINE!!! NOT a washing......


Buwhahahaha

on Jan 04, 2006
Ok after a crappy night's sleep lets see if I can flesh some out.

~cracks knuckles~

1. Dharma will leave JU this year. Not sure why, and it may not be a total good bye, but I think her life will get busier and she will be doing lots of fun RL things.

2. Tex will prepare for her husband's deployment and then find out at the last minute he doesn't have to go.

3. Trudy will discover a new pain pill that promises much, but doesn't deliver.

4. Two JUers will meet face to face this year and bond.

5. Some JU allies will split.

That's all the JU vibe I am getting right now.

Buwhahaha.
on Jan 04, 2006

7. I'll finally get a washing, probably in August.....8. I get my rent rebate then, BUT that is just a coincidence....
that's all for now

I predict Perfume as Trudy's number one gift in 2006!

on Jan 04, 2006
I predict 60% of the predictions will be wrong
on Jan 04, 2006
I predict that there will be politically oriented flame wars on JU this year.
on Jan 04, 2006
Reply By: Dr. Guy

I predict Perfume as Trudy's number one gift in 2006!


, I've fallen on the floor from laffing and can't get up!

I shoulda known you'd pop in with a witty comment that's really hilarious!
on Jan 04, 2006
I predict that there will be politically oriented flame wars on JU this year.


I think you have the gift!

I predict 60% of the predictions will be wrong


Another gifted one! Set up the 800 numbers!
on Jan 04, 2006

I predict:

The Raiders will be poised to win the Superbowl

The Mets will win the Series

The Lakers will Choke

The Red Wings have a stroke

and The Blood service will be richer with 4-5 pints of 0-!

on Jan 04, 2006
Oh yeah sports....didn't even think about that Doc..thanks!

I predict UK will go all the way this year and be national champions.
on Jan 04, 2006

predict UK will go all the way this year and be national champions.

In Soccer?  What does Britian have to do with sports?

on Jan 04, 2006
I predict a celebrity couple will have a huge public divorce!
I predict a major sports star will be arrested for drugs/rape/murder. (Take your choice)
on Jan 04, 2006
In Soccer? What does Britian have to do with sports


Buwahaha. We have comedian!

No silly! University of Kentucky..ya know, blue and white....WILD CATS.
Shesh.
on Jan 04, 2006
I predict a celebrity couple will have a huge public divorce!I predict a major sports star will be arrested for drugs/rape/murder. (Take your choice)


Wow, now that is really going out on a limb. You must really have the gift!
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