Bumper Sticker

Published on November 1, 2005 By Tova7 In Misc

Ok I saw this today on a bumper sticker and had to share.

"Ain't FONDA Kerry."

And then the car had Vietnam Veteran on the tag. Fonda really screwed herself during Vietnam. My husband hates her guts.

Have you seen any really good bumper stickers?

Comments (Page 1)

Locamama

on Nov 01, 2005

I saw one that said "Still mad at Yoko". This was before my time but I still think it's funny.

Locamama

on Nov 01, 2005

I also lived by woman who had a bumper sticker that said "you are following a natural born leader - a woman" and then she pulled out and ran into the fence. Ahhh!

HC1240

on Nov 01, 2005

LOL... I haven't seen that one... but I want it! ROFL

Here's a few I like...

"Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water."

"My boss is a Jewish Carpenter."

"I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?"

"You're nice and all... but somewhere there's a village that's missing its idiot."

Ok... so that last one's not very nice and I wouldn't put it on my car, but funny.

Trudygolightly

on Nov 01, 2005

I saw an oldie but a goodie one day
it said
Unless you're a pimple, get off my ass!

Tova7

on Nov 01, 2005

Those are funny....I have to admit...I am an avid bumper sticker reader. I won't put one on my vehicle but I will pull closer than wisdom dictates to read them, and I am almost never disappointed.

Chaos Manager

on Nov 01, 2005

One of my favorites (and one that my wife DOES have on her van): "I'm not talking to myself. I'm having a parent-teacher conference."

Dr Guy

on Nov 01, 2005

YOu just won a convert with Moderateman!

Great one.

Mine is"I am not paranoid! They really are out to get me!".

So Many Questions

on Nov 01, 2005

All time best bumper sticker ever...

"I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air."

What a great line!

Spc Nobody Special

on Nov 01, 2005

Saw one that said, Pray for Clinton (Psalm 109:8).

Look it up, it's worth it.

Tova7

on Nov 01, 2005

YOu just won a convert with Moderateman!

huh?

"I'm not talking to myself. I'm having a parent-teacher conference."

That is rich!! I'd be afraid to have that one on my vehicle!! haha.

"I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air."

That is so good I am gonna use that the next time I get hungry!!

When my husband is hungry he says, "I'm hungry as a hostage."

SSG Geezer

on Nov 01, 2005

"Stupidity Should Be Painful"
On My Car.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 02, 2005

Our bumper sticker says "All Your Oil Are Belong to US." I doubt very many people get it, but it makes me happy.

thatoneguyinslc

on Nov 02, 2005

My recent fave is:

"One nation...Under surveillance"

Holy CRAP! Geez! You ain't dead after all!

uDigItTheMost

on Nov 02, 2005

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."

drmiler

on Nov 02, 2005

On my truck...."Don't honk, I'm reloading!"

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