Disturbia, fiction, family, friends, and everything else between the lions.
Published on March 5, 2008 By Tova7 In Life Journals

 

Make reservations early, time and dates are MOBILE!


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on Mar 06, 2008

Little known fact: There are more rooms than there are teeth in the collective staff's heads.

Huh?  Trailer park speak P-lease!

I'd rather have a houseboat than a condo...

So BLASE'!!  But it certainly is mobile...heh.

 

on Mar 06, 2008

And I was thinking of going overseas this year, what was I thinking?! I'll take the blue one on the right....yep, me and the chilluns and the hubby will be quite happy right about dere - You got the two-week plan?!

Weeeell, we have a wonderful green pool for the kiddies to play in, right next door.  Who says sewage plants can't be multi-functional?  We here at Tova's Trailers are all about the CARBON footprints.  We grow our own wacky backy in the green house on the right...and for the adults...a state of the art, environmentally friendly, JACUZZI.  We even added gold fish to make it ultra chic.

Don't hate me because of my superior vacation destination.

on Mar 06, 2008

I was actually thinking this was your real condo!

What?  You think its too good for me?

on Mar 06, 2008

The city put in the street light you see in the front.

I'll  be honest, we took down the highway of orange extension cables we had running from the light post to each trailer for the picture.  What?  We pay taxes, occasionally, the LEAST the city can do is give us some of that new fangled electricity.  We try before we buy.

BUT DON'T worry, by the time you get here...we'll have fiesta lights strung from the extension cords...you won't even be able to see um.

First class, that's what we are here at Tova's Trailers.

on Mar 06, 2008
I could make a better destination resort... Let's see, where can I get 8 of those container things they put on ships...
on Mar 06, 2008

Oh and besides being carbon feet minded thing, SAFETY SECOND.

Our bomb shelter (lower right hand corner) can be used when a tornado is acomin, or when the feds come to steal our wacky backy.  NOTE:  Only ONE semi-automatic per family, space is limited!

When not in use, it serves as the perfect place for the thespians in our midst.  Joy usually will start the shows on Friday night after a dip in the JACUZZI and a few Budweisers.  The street light provides the perfect Genna Sequoia!

WA-LA All the entertainment a body needs.

on Mar 06, 2008
Huh? Trailer park speak P-lease!


I'm sorry, Tova. I reckon' I jus' got all this here learnin' speak in my head. Dat dere edumycashun kinda rubs off on ya.

I mean ta say dat that there trailer park done has more rooms den dem people a-workin' dere has teeth in der head.

~Zoo
on Mar 06, 2008

I mean ta say dat that there trailer park done has more rooms den dem people a-workin' dere has teeth in der head.

Teeth?  I don't need no stinkin TEETH....makes people sound all Frenchy anyway.  

on Mar 06, 2008

could make a better destination resort... Let's see, where can I get 8 of those container things they put on ships...

Well we got some of them, that's what some of our condos are sittin on...duh...but ya can't live in em...there's no faux wood panelin!

on Mar 06, 2008
Redneck time shares - where 'toothbrush' is properly named.
on Mar 06, 2008
I don't need no stinkin TEETH....makes people sound all Frenchy anyway.


Yeah, dat's right. What with their "whore durves" and their "ally carts."

~Zoo
on Mar 06, 2008

Yeah, dat's right. What with their "whore durves" and their "ally carts."

And French Fries....we eats AMERICAN Fries round here.

on Mar 06, 2008
What? You think its too good for me?


Well, it did look a bit "hi-falutin".
on Mar 06, 2008

Well, it did look a bit "hi-falutin".

Style.  Some people's got it...some don 't.

on Mar 06, 2008
LOL.
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