Make reservations early, time and dates are MOBILE!
Huh? Trailer park speak P-lease!
So BLASE'!! But it certainly is mobile...heh.
Weeeell, we have a wonderful green pool for the kiddies to play in, right next door. Who says sewage plants can't be multi-functional? We here at Tova's Trailers are all about the CARBON footprints. We grow our own wacky backy in the green house on the right...and for the adults...a state of the art, environmentally friendly, JACUZZI. We even added gold fish to make it ultra chic.
Don't hate me because of my superior vacation destination.
What? You think its too good for me?
The city put in the street light you see in the front.
I'll be honest, we took down the highway of orange extension cables we had running from the light post to each trailer for the picture. What? We pay taxes, occasionally, the LEAST the city can do is give us some of that new fangled electricity. We try before we buy.
BUT DON'T worry, by the time you get here...we'll have fiesta lights strung from the extension cords...you won't even be able to see um.
First class, that's what we are here at Tova's Trailers.
Oh and besides being carbon feet minded thing, SAFETY SECOND.
Our bomb shelter (lower right hand corner) can be used when a tornado is acomin, or when the feds come to steal our wacky backy. NOTE: Only ONE semi-automatic per family, space is limited!
When not in use, it serves as the perfect place for the thespians in our midst. Joy usually will start the shows on Friday night after a dip in the JACUZZI and a few Budweisers. The street light provides the perfect Genna Sequoia!
WA-LA All the entertainment a body needs.
Teeth? I don't need no stinkin TEETH....makes people sound all Frenchy anyway.
Well we got some of them, that's what some of our condos are sittin on...duh...but ya can't live in em...there's no faux wood panelin!
And French Fries....we eats AMERICAN Fries round here.
Style. Some people's got it...some don 't.